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Laugh? Anecdotes. Release 2017-02-04

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1.
A conversation between two surgeons:
- Today I so worried on operations that made a small mistake.
- Not serious, I think. The patient is alive!
- Oh, nothing serious! The leg need to be amputated, so I'm confused ... The arm amputated.


2.
- Oh, Masha, you're so thin! What kind of diet?
- Onions, potatoes, beets, radishes, carrots …
- Simmer or Bake?
- Dig!


3.
The blonde went into a flower shop.
- Girl, what can I help you?
- I need buy pasta seeds!
- Excuse me … But they don't exist in the world
- That's what I'm talking about! I say to her friends, imported pasta is ready, they nobody's one grows up!


4.
- I Bought a ticket today for Tiffany.
- Where?
- To Spain. On the sale-out. The company sold on the stock. Called - «Tourist».
- Money for nothing lost. They're crooks. Will be delivered to the airport and look for them later. Throwing simpletons.
- Yes. I know. Therefore, and I bought a ticket.


5.
The guide tells a group of tourists:
- Here on this road, and you will walk the same path that led the Poles Ivan Susanin.
- That's lie!
- Absolute truth! For the fourth year are sent this way tourists and no one has ever returned!


6.
Court hearing.
- What reason of died your first wife?
- Poisoned with mushrooms …
- And second wife died for what reason?
- Poisoned with mushrooms …
- And the third wife?
- She had a concussion …
- Reason?
- Mushrooms have not wanted eat!


7.
- Honey, if you're still up to the wedding said that such a fool … I would not have married!
- Honey, it's your surprise-s-s-s …


8.
Mother feeding baby daughter, coaxing her to eat the soup:
- Daughter, eat more spoonful. To eat it is necessary, or you will become …
- Fashion models!


9.
- You're married so soon! None of the friends did not even know!
- But and no one of relatives don't knew.
- Why so? What's the reason?
- It was Offer a hot-sale bride, I did not refuse.


10.
Two men come into the Bank:
- I want to take the money for the needs.
- Account number, please.
- If would my friend had a Bank account, I would not be hold a gun in hand now.


A conversation between two surgeons: - Today I so worried on operations that made a small mistake. - Not serious, I think. The patient is alive! - Oh, nothing serious! The leg need to be amputated, so Im confused ... The arm amputated.
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Category: Funny Pics

Date added: 04.02.2017 20:53
 

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