1. A conversation between two surgeons: - Today I so worried on operations that made a small mistake. - Not serious, I think. The patient is alive! - Oh, nothing serious! The leg need to be amputated, so I'm confused ... The arm amputated.
2. - Oh, Masha, you're so thin! What kind of diet? - Onions, potatoes, beets, radishes, carrots … - Simmer or Bake? - Dig!
3. The blonde went into a flower shop. - Girl, what can I help you? - I need buy pasta seeds! - Excuse me … But they don't exist in the world - That's what I'm talking about! I say to her friends, imported pasta is ready, they nobody's one grows up!
4. - I Bought a ticket today for Tiffany. - Where? - To Spain. On the sale-out. The company sold on the stock. Called - «Tourist». - Money for nothing lost. They're crooks. Will be delivered to the airport and look for them later. Throwing simpletons. - Yes. I know. Therefore, and I bought a ticket.
5. The guide tells a group of tourists: - Here on this road, and you will walk the same path that led the Poles Ivan Susanin. - That's lie! - Absolute truth! For the fourth year are sent this way tourists and no one has ever returned!
6. Court hearing. - What reason of died your first wife? - Poisoned with mushrooms … - And second wife died for what reason? - Poisoned with mushrooms … - And the third wife? - She had a concussion … - Reason? - Mushrooms have not wanted eat!
7. - Honey, if you're still up to the wedding said that such a fool … I would not have married! - Honey, it's your surprise-s-s-s …
8. Mother feeding baby daughter, coaxing her to eat the soup: - Daughter, eat more spoonful. To eat it is necessary, or you will become … - Fashion models!
9. - You're married so soon! None of the friends did not even know! - But and no one of relatives don't knew. - Why so? What's the reason? - It was Offer a hot-sale bride, I did not refuse.
10. Two men come into the Bank: - I want to take the money for the needs. - Account number, please. - If would my friend had a Bank account, I would not be hold a gun in hand now.
A conversation between two surgeons:
- Today I so worried on operations that made a small mistake.
- Not serious, I think. The patient is alive!
- Oh, nothing serious! The leg need to be amputated, so Im confused ... The arm amputated.